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When you’re born into this world, you’re given a ticket to the freak show. Careful, if you think too much, they’ll take you away. The album itself will be available for purchase on Sept. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it George Carlin. ET, then on its Comedy Greats channel at 7 p.m. 1, first on its Carlin’s Corner channel at 4 p.m. The satellite radio company will play the album in its entirety on Sept. The riff is part of what was originally supposed to be an HBO stand-up special, “I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die.” For reasons obvious to anyone who isn’t a full-blown sociopath, the special never aired, and the album version remained locked away. It is time to reclaim the golf courses from the wealthy and turn them over to the homeless. Go to hell you f-in’ squealing prick.’ ‘Cause even God hates a rat.” George Carlin: Jammin in New York (1992) George Carlin as Self. I was the kind of kid who repeated Carlin lines and routines to my friends (and received more Carlin lines and routines in return). And they didn’t come much bigger, for me, than George Carlin. Ask Him, if you turn in your family, will He let you in to Heaven? You know what He’ll say? He’ll say, ‘Go to hell. One of the great joys of this job is that you occasionally get to meet your heroes. “You religious folks? On Judgment Day, when you see God? Ask Him if you can plea bargain. He segues, in classic Carlin style, to one of his favorite topics: religion. They harass minorities, they brutalize people, they deny people their rights, and they lie about it all in court all the time.”Īlso Read: Hear George Carlin's Skit Cheering Mass Death That Was Shelved After 9/11 (Audio) George Carlin Appears on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Getty Images Getty Images Entertainment Kevin Winter. “They’ll plant fake evidence, they’ll put a gun in the hands of an unarmed man they shot to death. On Comedy: I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
“When I was a kid and we went to the movies, we rooted against the police and for the crooks - and I still do,” he starts out. Here are George Carlin quotes on life, George Carlin funny quotes and more. Carlin riffs on police brutality and corruption, a blistering indictment of crooked cops. These 125 best George Carlin quotes showcase the comedians wit, ingenuity and genius. The new material titled “Rats & Squealers,” first posted by Vulture, is astonishingly relevant, given that it was recorded 15 years ago. George Carlin is no longer with us, but that doesn’t mean he can’t gift us new material. SiriusXM has released a previously unheard clip from a Carlin set recorded just before Sept.
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